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10 grunner til å jobbe nattevakter som sykepleier

1. Jeg liker å rangle.

2. Jeg ser virkelig kjempeflott ut med blodskutte øyne.

3. Sykepleiere som  jobber dagtid er irriterende.

4. Iført pyjamas-lignende klær på jobb er helt toppers.

5. Nattillegget. Jeg tjener ekstra penger.

6. Matrester som finnes på avdelingen smaker mye bedre kl 03 om natten.

7. Ingen besøkende i avdelingen!

8. Sjefene er ikke i avdelingen!

9. Legene sover!

10. Og til slutt, alle pasientene sover, så vi kan bare slappe av og spise hele natten.

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