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Gynekologen som omskolerte seg til bilmekaniker

Gynekologen var i midten av 50-åra, og begynte og bli drittlei hele jobben. Hans kjære hobby i alle år hadde vært veteranbiler, så han fant ut at han skulle omskolere seg til bilmekaniker. I dag er det jo sånn at man må avlegge fagprøve for å kunne praktisere yrket, så gynekologen meldte seg opp til fagprøven. Da prøven var vel over, ble han kalt inn til sensor for å få dommen. Jo, sier sensor, du…… har fått 200 av 100 mulige poeng. Men hvordan kan nå dette ha seg?, undrer gynekologen. Jo, svarer sensor, du har fått 50 poeng for måten du demonterte motoren, og du har fått 50 poeng for måten du monterte den på igjen. Tilslutt har fagprøvenemnda besluttet å gi deg 100 tilleggspoeng fordi du utførte alt arbeide gjennom eksosrøret.:-)

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